OK, so I’m gonna level with you here. I didn’t get a copy of Batman: Arkham City until right at the end of last month. So I’m pretty late, right, I know. It didn’t keep me from playing it, you ass. Shut up. You and your playing games when they come out. Games are like cheese, right. They’ve gotta age. Something. Uh, there’s mold involved. Look, you get to punch guys. You need to know more? Jeez.
Well, this is simple. I played the Torchlight 2 beta. Buy the game as soon as it releases. There. Done.
It’s time again for one of those things – what do you call them? Oh. Posts that aren’t history-based. At least, this one isn’t really, but I guess it sort of is, except it’s not, and it’s not tagged as history… Well, never mind. What I’m trying to say is that we should talk about The Dark Knight Returns.
Blackwood’s back! What happens when a writer most famous, in his own lifetime and in ours, for his horror turns his attention to not-quite-horror? The Human Chord happens, that’s what.
Have you seen the Pirates movie yet, damn you? No? Well, I’ve got the next best thing. Have you ever read anything by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Maybe Rime of the Ancient Mariner?